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猪又从猪圈里跑出来了怎么办呀?
 
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 韩红(还哄)
猪从猪圈里跑出来了怎么办?
 
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 王力宏(往里轰)
太监以前有,进宫后没有;和尚有但是不用,外国人比中国人的长。
 
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 名字(..)
世界上的猪一夜之间都死光了
 
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 至少还有你(..)
2017-03-07 00:52:32

米的外公是谁?

米的外公是谁?
 
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 爆米花(他即抱过米又抱过花)
2017-03-07 00:52:30

米外婆是谁?

米外婆是谁?
 
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 妙笔(妙笔生花)
What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory?
 
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 They want to make faces. (make face 做鬼脸,做钟表面)
What always goes up and never goes down?
 
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 Your age. (你的年龄)
What bird lifts heavy things? (什么鸟能举起重物?)
 
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 Crane. (鹤。Crane鹤,举重机)
Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun?
 
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 He wants to have a hot dog. (他想要一条热狗。)